i eat whores for breakfast.

18. small town. why try being someone else when all im good at is being me



If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via m--sa)


what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via fake-mermaid)


there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken

(via acrylic)


if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via fake-mermaid)

"your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it"

bzq (via fuckinq)

(Source: x69o, via irmawbu)

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